2025: UNHINGED

A Year of "Just One More Project"

⚠️ VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED ⚠️

🚨 THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF SCOPE CREEP, CAFFEINE ABUSE, AND CHRONIC PROJECT HOPPING 🚨
47
Domain Names Considered
Bought 5. Used 3.
∞
Browser Tabs Open
"I'll close them later"
847
Cups of Coffee
Conservatively estimated
23
"Quick Projects"
None were quick
1
Sleep Schedule
Status: Missing
5,291
Lines of PowerShell
The answer is always PowerShell
dropgo.app - Netli... Supabase | Dashbo... Claude diffwiz.com Stack Overflow - ... How to center a d... ESP32 LIDAR not w... Stripe Dashboard reddit: r/SaaS YouTube - "How t... GitHub - 47 notif... + 34 more
Your browser: "Please... I'm begging you..."

πŸ”₯ THE ROAST SECTION πŸ”₯

THE SCOPE CREEP CHAMPION

"I just need a simple file sharing app."

3 months later: analytics dashboard, email API integration, custom expiration dates, PWA support, AI-powered file categorization, and you're researching blockchain verification. The MVP has 47 features. It's not minimum anymore, John.

THE IDEA FACTORY

DropGo isn't even launched yet.

You: "What if I built a URL shortener? And a code translator? And a children's storybook generator? And a training content platform? And aβ€”" Your GitHub has more repos than your apps have users.

THE POWERSHELL PROPHET

Friend: "Hey can you help me organize my photos?"

You: "I'll write a PowerShell script."

Friend: "I was thinking just... folders?"

You: *already writing Get-ChildItem*

THE ROVER THAT WON'T QUIT

The autonomous rover project timeline:

β€’ Week 1: "Just basic obstacle avoidance"
β€’ Week 4: "Added LIDAR sensor fusion"
β€’ Week 8: "Corner escape algorithms"
β€’ Week 12: "It's achieving sentience" NASA is gonna call any day now.

THE GLASSMORPHISM ADDICTION

Every. Single. Project. Has:

βœ“ Dark theme
βœ“ Blur effects
βœ“ Cyan accents
βœ“ Animated gradients
βœ“ Orbitron font Your doctor's appointment website doesn't need to look like a spaceship cockpit, John.

THE MARKET RESEARCH LOOP

"Should I launch DropGo or CodeChameleon first?"

*Spends 3 weeks analyzing market trends*
*Builds detailed competitive analysis*
*Creates pricing strategy documents*

*Starts building DiffWhiz instead*

"Stop building, start selling. Most products fail not from lack of features, but from lack of customers."

β€” You, giving yourself advice you didn't take (August 2025)

πŸ† THE 2025 AWARDS πŸ†

🎭
BEST DRAMATIC PIVOT
"I'm focusing on DropGo exclusively" β†’ *builds 4 more products*
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MOST OPTIMISTIC TIMELINE
"This will take a weekend" (Narrator: It did not)
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OVERCOMPLICATED SOLUTION
Azure Logic App for what could've been a cron job
🎯
MOST NAMED PROJECTS
70 URL shortener names brainstormed. Winner: PrunePath
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MOST TABS BEFORE CRASH
Chrome gave up at 127. You did not.
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BEST DEBUGGING SESSION
"settings is not defined" - 2 hours later: missing variable declaration
πŸŽ…
MOST SEASONAL
North Pole Post: Because even Santa needs a SaaS
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MOST AI MODELS USED
Claude + GPT + Gemini + "Why not all three?"

πŸ“ˆ ACTUAL PROGRESS BARS

Project Ideas Generated 100%
Project Ideas Actually Shipped 35%
Confidence That "This One Will Be Different" 100%
Bloodstream Coffee Content 89%
Likelihood of Starting New Project Tomorrow 97%

πŸ• A DAY IN THE LIFE

πŸŒ…

6:00 AM - The Plan

"Today I will focus ONLY on DropGo. Nothing else. Just DropGo."

Confidence level: Maximum
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7:30 AM - The Coffee

Opens Claude. "Hey, quick question about email templates..."

Plan status: Still intact
πŸ’Ό

9:00 AM - The Day Job

"I need a PowerShell script to audit license assignments." Writes a 500-line script with logging, error handling, and CSV export.

Could've been 20 lines. Chose violence.
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12:30 PM - The Idea

"What if I built a tool that compares CSV files? I need that for work anyway..."

Plan status: Compromised
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3:00 PM - The Spiral

Researching market for CSV comparison tools. Found 7 competitors. "Mine will be better because glassmorphism."

Plan status: What plan?
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11:00 PM - The Realization

"I didn't work on DropGo at all today. Tomorrow for sure. But first let me just sketch out this training content generator idea..."

Tomorrow's plan: Already compromised

πŸͺ¦ THE PROJECT PURGATORY πŸͺ¦

Ideas that got a domain name but are "coming soon"

Memoria iOS App
AI Website Generator Admin Portal
Sensory Escape Routes App
QR Menu Generator
Calculator Builder Marketplace
Kin Chronicle

"They're not abandoned, they're... marinating."

πŸ’š OK BUT ACTUALLY THOUGH πŸ’š

You Shipped Real Products

DropGo, DiffWhiz, and North Pole Post are LIVE. Not concepts. Not wireframes. Working products that real people can use. Most "entrepreneurs" can't say that.

You Automated Everything

Your IT team's life is easier because of scripts you wrote. Device ring management, license auditing, transport rule migrationsβ€”all automated.

You Built Hardware

That rover has sensor fusion algorithms. LIDAR integration. Dynamic speed control. It escapes corners. Most devs can't solder.

You Learned Constantly

Claude Code subagents, n8n workflows, Veo3 video prompts, Docker, Azure Logic Apps. You didn't just buildβ€”you leveled up.

You Documented Your Style

JSON design system profiles for AI-assisted development. You turned aesthetic preferences into reusable systems. That's engineering.

You Didn't Give Up

Full-time job. Family. ADHD. Still shipped. Still built. Still created. That's not nothingβ€”that's everything.